Opening Act

The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?

Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?

Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.

by B.Hop February 17, 2009

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Opeis

A sexually Transmitted disease that looks like crabs but is much more dangerous and ichs like shit only can get it with deep vaginal sex

yo Daniel i think i got that opeis from yo Moms it sucks donkey Dung

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007

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A cricketing term used to describe a spin bowler attempting to deliver off break or left arm orthodox deliveries.

Due to only managing the slightest of rotations on the ball no more than opening a door in basic day to day life the player therefore is given the title of 'door opener' or is believed to be 'opening doors' each time he delivers the ball. The use of this term is dated back to the early 2000s and was first used by the great Billy Oswell of Brisbane.

Monty Panesar..... Pffffff he's not troubling anyone he's just opening doors.

by Spin bowla October 9, 2016

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Opening an Oreo

A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.

Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!

"Hi sthephan"

"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"

"My tongue is thucked"

"Why, what's happened to you"

"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"

by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017

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