Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

onewaystreet

one of the interesting blog's and site's ive seen, i command you to go here NOW.

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by lica July 23, 2003

onebeerford

a person like ms ford who has one been and can't remember shit

That boob is so out of it she acts like a onebeerford

by libloon October 4, 2018

Oneselar

Oneselar means your a loner that's up to trouble and people hear about what your doing.

Oh so you went to the gathering with the popular people by your self? Once a Oneselar always a Oneselar!

by Mix-Race Man On Road July 15, 2019

onegear

The new accepted term for noob in any call of duty game.

A man with a large bald head and vulgar vocabulary.

Political correctness is not applicable to this person.

Freedom of speech is for him alone.

Ktrix666: Theres 4 players dropping on you gaz do you need a hand.

Gaz: nah mate they are a bunch of onegear's ill be fine.

by The original pimplord November 6, 2020

oneedleion

An individual's personal "take" on a subject dat also involves "pointedly poking" those around him to agree with him and/or take action accordingly.

JFK was known for his inspirational speeches and persuasive oneedleions that were very motivating to his John Q. Public audinces, which is likely why various organized-crime figures and other corrupt entities wanted to bump him off as President.

by QuacksO February 11, 2021

ongwe

Person who bury people bodies.

You might find this by the Remove the first and last letter of your name trend.

Person: Hey Ongwe! My dog died can you bury it?

Ongwe: Why is it always me?

by anonymous June 13, 2021