Buy Once Cry Once

To begrudgingly spend money on an item of higher quality or containing more features to prevent yourself from having to buy something else in the future to enhance or replace your original purchase.

"I could buy this cheap gaming computer, or spend a bit more money to buy the one that is more future-proof. Buy once cry once! "

by CaptainKnotts February 1, 2023

oya once

From the streets of Wellesley comes “oya once” There are a lot of Mennonites to throw once at the end of everything they say. This term can be used as a solid converation starter saying "oya oya" all the chicks dig it too.

"Oya oya"
"marry me!"

"hay, did you hear about how awsome Grade 11 comm tech is?"
"oya once"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 5, 2005

Once-A-Meeting

An annoying gathering of people for an hour or more once every pre-defined interval of time (ex: once a day). Once-A-Meetings could easily be circumvented by a simple phone call or e-mail but are instead used to validate a project managers position within the company.

I was unable to get any work done because I was in once-a-meetings all day.

The project manager complained about the five back-to-back once-a-meetings he had as if he wasn't responsible for them.

by AnonymousDilbert March 15, 2007

once in a blue moon

To do something on a very rare occasion.

Stephan will come to the office once in a blue moon.

by yurmix February 20, 2018

never use a condom more than once

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

oncey

The act of a female grabbing a guy's sex organ to check it for suitability before committing to further sexual acts. Not quite a handjob, but a possible precursor.

Kat wanted to go further with Steve, but when she got her hand down his pants for the oncey, she knew it had to end there.

by texasshole February 20, 2011

Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.

Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

by WileECoyote.genius September 26, 2022