a person whose personality fades when they become attached to their significant other's Figure. They begin to like only what their signficant other likes, even if they used to like it before, and even in some cases, including their friends and family. In essence, they change themselves to match their new lover's personality better, much to the dismay of their friends and family. Person has no problems ditching their friends and family for whatever their new lover wants to do.
by Ophelia Stratford March 19, 2011
by misaki December 14, 2005
by Arunnur November 30, 2011
n. a giant fig newton.
by Loren Newman August 23, 2005
A winter hat worn my many adolescents and adults. They come in a variety of patterns and colors; are characterized by their earflaps and pom-poms.
by iLoveFigsHatss February 27, 2010
(n.) A term used (mainly by beboppers) to describe someone whose musical tastes are old or out of date.
by DJ MoldyFig September 14, 2017
A cunning, witty and slightly sweet bitch; way beyond basic bitch; definitely not your average bitch, but not a Mensa bitch either.
One who advocates for themselves in a toxic environment, where everyone is afraid to speak up.
One who advocates for themselves in a toxic environment, where everyone is afraid to speak up.
Miriam's boss asked that she come to the office on her day off to go over some data. She had to put her Fig Bitch hat on and tell her boss that she couldn't because she was busy taking care of her sick grandmother.
by risaroxx October 30, 2020