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Ompolotimatepingauminsarnoris

The grammatically and socially correct and appropriate response to a random person screaming at 95.3 decibels, throwing a manhole cover over their head, setting their limbs on fire, and jumping off of the roof of a suburban residence and onto a moving train to Las Vegas.
Guy: "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *throws manhole cover, sets limbs on fire, jumps onto train going to Vegas*
Other Guy: "Ompolotimatepingauminsarnoris"
Guy: "Screw you!"
by RealNameOrSomething November 17, 2022
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The oompaloompa

Jon: hey I pulled a oompaloompa yesterday

Joe: Nice, how tall was it? Was it Ashley?

Jon: 3 foot 6

Joe: sheeeeeeeesh

Jon: sheeeeeeeesh
It's when your smashing a short chick and u nut all across her face and her mom and sister run in and put ur nut all over there face. Then they all start running around you singing the oompaloompa theme song
by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021
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Dirty Opal

Having butt sex and groping the persons butt while in the act.
Person 1: Oh having a Dirty Opal with her would be a blessing
Person 2: Yep
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omal

Same as rofl and lmao

On my arse laughing
Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Omal !!!
by Deathlok April 30, 2006
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omalee

1. A girl who thinks she's cooler than she is.

2. A girl who thinks she's a hipster because her name is pronounced "Emily" but it's spelled "Omalee" which is supposedly wayyyy cooler
Omalee: "my name is omalee which is like Emily but wayyy cooler"
Emily: "I don't think you understand the word "cool," we need to work on your words"
by Theincrediblemisse November 15, 2016
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Opal

A rolling sex machine, party wagon, shaggin wagon, and so much more. Capable of holding up to 20 or more people at one time, Opal is a party bus in disguise. She is also capable of racing any drunk people and winning because she is in fact a Chevy. Tired of driving Opal? Good thing she is equiped with a bed in the back so you can sleep when you need to. Opal can go ANYWHERE!
Lets all pile in Opal and go on a roady, ya dig?
Dude, we drove all over in Opal last night.

Opal Driver: Wanna race?
Dumb drunk guy: Against that? Your going to hit that pole!
Opal Driver: Its a Chevy.
People in Opal: Show them what Opal is made of!
by JDM_Devil December 4, 2011
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Opal-Less

A feeling of what life would be like without one's wife, in this case personified by Opal Crankshaft, first used by Earl Pickles.
Earl: You know, Ed, I feel kind of Opal-Less.

Ed: What do you mean?

Earl: Well, that was my wife. Since you married her I miss her.

Ed: Well, without her I'd be Opal-Less myself.

Earl: Ed, I hope you never have to find out.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2010
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