Totes my oats

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

oats

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

by Oats January 26, 2004

oats

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

by suqadiq August 23, 2007

Octoslut

A woman who accepts numerous cocks into numerous holes in her body

Hey Jimmy, that octoslut is asking for it. Get 6 others!

by we'retakinova December 1, 2010

grab oats and honey

v.:the act of removing a large or medium size, wet bodag from the rectal pubic hairs. This will often result in the removal of surrounding hairs and excruciating pain.

"Dude your shit stinks, go grab oats and honey. NOW! BITCH!"

by Daniel Cichocki October 5, 2005

oats

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

by Tom January 18, 2004

Octospan

The distance between the tips of the tentacles on an octopus.

Also used to describe the distance from your penis to your longest limb.

I walked in on Bill while he was measuring his octospan and things got weird

by GeniusSex June 9, 2018