Jade

The definition of being Jade is someone who overeacts about a sexually orientated situation.

For example, 'Oh my god, my nipples are erected!' 'You're such a Jade!'

by SUMMER0123 April 21, 2009

Jade

A loyal girl with beautiful eyes will always protect her friends family and loved ones no matter what she will even lie for them she is beautiful and sexy and cute and amazing and perfect if you meet a Jade never let her go she will be the best friend you will ever have but if you betray her well best of luck because she may forgive but she will never forget

I love Jade.

by Skylar Beauty March 14, 2016

Jade

Jade is a girl. She is very beautiful and she loves a brew! She's often found dwelling in Charlie's bed after a long and raucous sexual adventure! Not only is she incredible in the sack but she is a fantabulous lady to spend time with! She possesses a great pair of breasts and soft, round, tiny buttocks that are very pleasing to the eye! Jade is a treat and a pleasure to get to know, she will always make you feel very important and HORNY!

Omg jade!

You are amazing jade
Oh shit I just jizzed, sorry Jade!

Can I get you anything, jade....No? Are you sure?

by Cup playyaaaaaa April 24, 2013

Jade

BITCH

Me: "The Jade girl is such a Jade."

by cockteaze23 August 19, 2011

Jade

The greatest person to have ever lived. She is trustworthy and always has your back. Always providing a shoulder to cry on if you need it. She's lazy but if she likes to do something she will do it. Also being one of the happiest people on earth, heaven and hell, she will make your day with one word. Not only is she amazingly perfect, she's the best person to bed with.

Geez Tim, what's the bet she's a Jade?

by Moon_moon October 12, 2016

Jade

Jade is someone you never wanna leave.She is loving,caring,funny,and beautiful.She is the girl everyone has a crush on.She is usually short.Has short dark brown hair.People say she is AMAZING and she is.She has been through depression.Always falls for a boy that doesn’t love her.She always looks down on herself.If she give you her just be loyal and not FAKE.Jade is a keeper don’t ever lose it.Or your gonna regret like I did.So jade if you ever see this I’m sorry.Even tho this ain’t finna mean shit to you.

Jade is so pretty

by Yes it’s me the depressed girl April 23, 2019

Jade

Jade is a spiritually awesome person, she can get angry at times. Sometimes Jade can come off snobby and rude, but deep down she is just shy, and when you get her out of her shell she is really outgoing. If you ever meet someone like her, just know she likes all animals, especially dogs because they both have a connection with each other. The best character traits about her is that she is loving, caring, affectionate, and intellectual. If you ever meet a Jade you'll be super lucky!

"What, you've met a Jade before?" "God damn you're so Jade."

by Jstar88 February 26, 2017