by Arty & Tommy January 26, 2004
by LikeMyDecks? January 09, 2011
1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.
Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
by AnOffshorePrawn December 11, 2007
the worst school in the uk, full of racist teachers and bullying kids.
If you want your child to end up killing themselves, this is the school for you!
If you want your child to end up killing themselves, this is the school for you!
by maddieladdie October 29, 2020
When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.
For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.
The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.
origin-NASCAR Country
For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.
The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.
origin-NASCAR Country
Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)
Man: Grunts of manly delight
Woman: ZZZZZZZZ
Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)
This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!
Man: Grunts of manly delight
Woman: ZZZZZZZZ
Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)
This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!
by CavemanBossDoot July 07, 2011
by JALDLSP August 16, 2024
Norton high school is one of the most atrocious high schools in all of Massachusetts. People here make fake rumors and start shit with just about anyone to receive attention, all because they can’t stop putting coke up their nose. The teachers are cool, and teach kids well academically. The bathrooms are a vape hangout and also where lsd is taken. The pride rock is where people get drunk like their life depends on it and claim it as their personality trait. Most students here can barely make it into a community college never mind a good league school. This is the place where people should not attend high school.
by userzebralibra November 01, 2022