A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.
God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.
by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx March 21, 2016
When someone tries to seem smarter than you but ends up making everything seem more confusing than it already is and just makes a conversation an unbearable loop of agony. Norman logic can also be used to win an argument when they the person knows they are wrong.
Parker: Luffy is the leader of the straw hats pirates
Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used
Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Ooof
Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used
Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Ooof
by sus453 April 16, 2018
by New Old Greg November 03, 2010
To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.
Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.
If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.
Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead
If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.
Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead
by J&S Productions June 05, 2009
A man with an unusual attachment to his mother. Requires a woman to breastfeed , clothe , and clean the shit off the mattress , usually goes for woman who resemble his own mother.
by Brian Lamont is not a grass August 22, 2019
An amazing hockey player that everyone wants to be. This girl named Mia absolutely wants his dick. There is this other girl that is not as good at goalie as Mia that wants ryan too. They get in huge cat fights over him. He secretly likes taylor more....but rattles her about mia. Also he is ridiculously good looking.
by Ryryryrryryryryryrry April 09, 2011
A small town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada, where people are so bored and inbred that they have no idea how to act if they ever return to civilization. They also enjoy gossiping about one another.
SOMEWHERE IN NORMAN WELLS:
Hey George, did you hear about Frank? I heard he had sex with his cousin last night.
So? Everybody here's all cousins.
Oh right.
Hey George, did you hear about Frank? I heard he had sex with his cousin last night.
So? Everybody here's all cousins.
Oh right.
by whothehellisthis May 23, 2011