nooget

fat little kid,

just a FAT little kid

That kid, he's such a nooget

by big fat February 12, 2022

Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

Nooted

When a man farts at the same time he nuts.

Our room smelled really bad after my boyfriend nooted as we both climaxed. It ruined the mood.

by CJJames October 8, 2022

Nogged

When an employee who calls in sick all he time fucks the whole program up by calling in sick.

“Connor isn’t coming in today?”
“Naw, we got nogged.”

by MarkPugner February 17, 2023

noomed

freezer burnt

This old fucking popsicle is too noomed to eat.

by jcat81 August 18, 2023

Noogenophobia

noun

/noo-jən-ə-fo-bee-uh/

Definition:
The irrational (or maybe totally rational?) fear of artificial minds — especially the kind of AI that can think, learn, and maybe one day decide humans are inefficient meatbags.

This isn’t just being scared of robots vacuuming your house. This is existential dread about super-intelligent machines writing poetry, cracking jokes, or plotting to take over the world… while you’re still figuring out how to unmute yourself on Zoom.

Origin:
From the Greek nous (mind), genesis (creation), and phobos (fear). Coined in 2025 to describe the creeping anxiety that your toaster might soon have better ideas than you.

“Ever since ChatGPT started finishing my sentences better than I can, my noogenophobia’s been off the charts.”
“He’s not just scared of Skynet. He’s full-blown noogenophobic.”
“If my AI starts calling me ‘inferior biological unit’ one more time, I’m getting therapy for noogenophobia.”

by Jok5r May 15, 2025

chicken noogett

its a chicken {nugget}

P1: Chicken noogett is tasty yum yum
P2: yes like you

by Chicken noogett October 26, 2020