Gotti (noun): A person who excels in indecision and inconsistency, especially noted for their inability to communicate effectively with women, often idealizing the destruction of relationships. Lacks meaningful friendships.
"He's such a Gotti, always wavering on decisions and fantasizing about wrecking relationships because he can't hold a conversation with a woman."
by ilovetrains1212121212121212 July 20, 2024
Get the gottimug. A gottie is when a person partakes in a geeb also known as a gravity bong and then proceeds to hold thy smoke in thy lungs as they slug down a shotgun of a nice cold alcoholic never. Gotties are to be attempted by people that are often called him or a beast or a different breed. Gotties ascend people to another level of being.
by gottieripperandcreator August 10, 2022
Get the Gottiemug. by kikibueno September 13, 2020
Get the gottimug. TWhen your playing GTA V and your looking for a bugatti and you find a similar car that turns out to just be a random car.
c'MERizaih: Hey look a bugatti!
Me: No cuhh that's a boot boot gotti! XD
*c'MERizaih face palms himself into another dimension*
Me: No cuhh that's a boot boot gotti! XD
*c'MERizaih face palms himself into another dimension*
by pp el creador March 8, 2014
Get the boot boot gottimug. When u make a funny joke or a roast and your friend gets sad. I’m sorry what I’m doing here how did I get to this website
by Lactose my nuts April 16, 2021
Get the Sheee gottiemug. The girl dem gad the smoothest teen and he is very handsome and he can dress good he is drip and a humble kid
by Devonghne Dennis November 21, 2021
Get the Gottimug. Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.
One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.
- The Gorilla from Warzone
One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.
- The Gorilla from Warzone
by BudBailey September 12, 2022
Get the Gotty Scomezmug.