dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

by sinister wuff July 17, 2016

Dad

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019

dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND

ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE

by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020

Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store

Dad left 15 years ago

by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019

Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.

"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"

by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019

Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019

Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke

Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**

by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020