intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

Unintentional irony

The irony is, obviously, unintentional. Seldom used in a work of art, often in premonitions that ironically turn right. It is a negative kind of coincidence about which the author has very little knowledge or doesn't have any such intention. For example, the emergency number in the USA is 911 and a critical emergency unintentionally took place on 9/11.

In Dante's art one can find unintentional irony at work that wouldn't have been ironical back then.

by ianson May 19, 2018

Intentional invenomation

The act of intentionally biting yourself with a dead, poisonous snake.

Fuck, Derek! Why did you go through with the intentional invenomation of yourself for science?

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Unintentional Xeriscaping

A nice way of saying someone’s yard looks like trash.

I don’t want to park over there; it seems those people did a lot of unintentional xeriscaping.

by Epicboy330 August 2, 2022

unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.

Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”

by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023

un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl)

Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.

Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.

Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).

by Hot in Psychotic December 4, 2017

hanging out with intention

that stage between just meeting someone and going out ; when mutual attraction exists but is not acknowledged.

"How was you're date?"

"No, it wasn't a date. We were just, like, hanging out with intentions..."

by rdogdabo$$ May 4, 2015