by White boy who smokes bud July 11, 2003
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90% of the city is comprised of strip malls and fast food joints, the other 10% is a combination of wealthy neighborhoods and extremely poor ones with astronomical crime rates. The locals are rude and have no idea how safely drive a car, its expected to have some jackass riding on your ass at all times while driving within the city limits. Newport News, or bad newz as morons who take pride in what a shithole this place really is call it, is also home to Christopher Newport University, which is home primarily to rich white kids from Northern Virginia who got waitlisted at JMU.
Avoid Newport News, VA at all costs. Seeing that there is pretty much absolutely no reason to go there, that shouldn't be much of a problem.
90% of the city is comprised of strip malls and fast food joints, the other 10% is a combination of wealthy neighborhoods and extremely poor ones with astronomical crime rates. The locals are rude and have no idea how safely drive a car, its expected to have some jackass riding on your ass at all times while driving within the city limits. Newport News, or bad newz as morons who take pride in what a shithole this place really is call it, is also home to Christopher Newport University, which is home primarily to rich white kids from Northern Virginia who got waitlisted at JMU.
Avoid Newport News, VA at all costs. Seeing that there is pretty much absolutely no reason to go there, that shouldn't be much of a problem.
by Scribbly McGee November 2, 2008
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A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...
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by pseudonym May 13, 2005
Get the Newport mug.A college in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia known for being drier then the Sahara Desert. The students have the superiority complex of UVa kids and think everyone else is trashy, yet while they're playing World of Warcraft and watching entire seasons of Family Guy on a Friday night, students at every other college are out getting laid. Go figure.
"I'm transferring to community college."
"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"
"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"
"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"
"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"
by evannnnnN November 6, 2007
Get the Christopher Newport University mug.Town in North Buckinghamshire .Bit of a shit hole really ,virtually engulfed by Milton Keynes. Once made Taylors mustard there , dont any more. Once made Aston Martins there dont any more. Home of Ousedale school. Probably most famous for its service station junction 14 M1.
And i got confused i killed a nun . Is it really so strange . I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell. by Morrissey
Dad is it alright if we pull off at Newport Pagnell I need a shit. by unknown child in back of car on M1
Dad is it alright if we pull off at Newport Pagnell I need a shit. by unknown child in back of car on M1
by DockerKnight March 10, 2009
Get the newport pagnell mug.What was formerly protected land between Corona Del Mar and Laguna Beach is now home to housing tracks full of low quality mini mansions with essentially the same color scheme. This place is full of new money and people in debt up to their ears.
It is easy to spot a person from Newport Coast by the following typical signs:
1.Drives an H2 with 22" or larger rims.
2.Has a LEASED mercedes from fletcher jones.
3.Hollywood attitude with a compton bank account.
***There are some exceptions which include pro athletes etc. but these people still typically fit into the category of new money and still may exhibit number 1.
It is easy to spot a person from Newport Coast by the following typical signs:
1.Drives an H2 with 22" or larger rims.
2.Has a LEASED mercedes from fletcher jones.
3.Hollywood attitude with a compton bank account.
***There are some exceptions which include pro athletes etc. but these people still typically fit into the category of new money and still may exhibit number 1.
I can't believe I just spent 5 mill on a track home that looks just like my neighbors, but i just had to live in Newport Coast.
by Tom24 September 16, 2005
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A school filled with "jews" who are sheltered by their factory look alike of a school.
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A school filled with "jews" who are sheltered by their factory look alike of a school.
OR
Never
Eat
Wet
Pussies
On
Rainy
Tuesdays
Newport High Schoolers go to school acting as if they are of some importance. Their wannabe thuggish ways are a front because they feel left out of the feud between Bellevue and Mercer Island. Just because they have a GHETTO-ASS school doesn't mean they're GHETTO.
by the EMW bitch September 11, 2008
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