A game on the internet, which is so "fun" that you can count potatoes, that nerds and those with little or no lives are drawn to, and never ever return.
"Why the hell are you playing neopets?"
"Its fun try it!"
"No way, I don't do drugs."
"Why not?"
"Neveeeeeeeeeer!"
by Master Gee May 19, 2004
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A fucking dumbass pointless site owned by Nazis. Every thing about this site is retarded. This site used to be good, like in 1999.I mean they say no indecent content. But their faeries wear outfits w/ their boobs sticking out.You canteven talk about religion.Neopets is being overun with noobs. Down with the gayest site on the net
Person: Im Christian what r u guys
Noob: im reporting u!!!
Next thing she knows, the person is reported
Neopets sucks!
by Cheeseisme April 28, 2007
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A darn addicting game in which you create virtual pets, play with them, earn points to buy items to enhance your pet's lives, and so on. Neopets. Spelt A-D-D-I-C-T-I-N-G.
People do say it has become unfair, but I'm so-so about it. Though "freezing" because your account is worthy of being considered by hackers is rather unfair, an example being one friend I met in the game.
Me: Yes, I still play neopets.
Friend: WTH still?!?! Play Gunbound, it is sooo much better!!!!!!11111oneoneeleven
Me:Uh, yeah. Like a game where cute little characters hit each other with cannons is fun.
by kawaii_kai002 January 16, 2005
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Used to be cool, 4 years ago... But now is pure crap. Why? This is why:

1-The commerzalition
Neopets used not to have commercials all
around every page, now, it has. If you go to Neopets you'll see 2 or 3 commercials in
every relationated page.

2-The n00bs
Neopets boards are so crappy. They deleted
the General Chat which used to be cool.
Now in the boards you'll see nothing but 7
year old n00bs who say:"plz b6 mY gIr1f66d".

3-Sponsor games
Almost all the new games are just promotion. Something like "SPIN THE WHEEL!". Also the new games that aren't
sponsor games, are just a friggin' rip-off
from any other game.

4-Freeze-o-matic
Now in Neopets people get freezed for no
reason. For example, you are in the chat
and you say:"Madonna sucks, I prefer
Linkin Park." equals to: Get freezed.

5-TNT favorites
TNT has their "special users" who are
defended by them, no matter how many rules
they break, they'll never be freezed.
By the other side, normal users don't do
anything, and they got freezed.

6-Obscene TNT
If you post a picture of your pet very but
VERY dressed, you got freezed. Meanwhile
TNT post their faeries and mermaids almost
naked, showing the "you know what"
everywhere in the website.

This are only ones of the reasons why Neopets sucks...
Also, many Neopets users must be fat,
lifeless bastards who think that it's awesome. So, if you want to be thin,
popular and smart, don't I mean DON'T play Neopets.
In the Neopets board...
n00bie user:OMG!1!!1one I g0t a cybuNNy!!1!
Dude: Calm down. It isn't so much awesome...
n00bie user:ZOMG r3p0t1nG y4 n00b!
by not7yearoldn00b March 28, 2009
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a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 12, 2007
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The site that sucks big time for all the reasons that others mentioned
User1: OMG LYKK CHCK DIS OUTT!!!!! IGOT A !00 AVIES OMG OMG!!!
User2: HA, lyk u dint got d faerie doll avie yet, i hav it!!
User1: :(
Anti-Neopian: Losers.
So guys, please don't visit Neopets. Ever.
by Akanksha May 16, 2008
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a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.

TNT are the goverment of the neopian world and they run it very stictly. For example in Neopia if you swore or made one little mistake you would be given the death sentance
(freezing)
That's right if you make one little mistake your banished, your pets are killed and the only way of getting back in is by reincarnating yourself with a new account name, new pets, new gallery. Everything.

TNT are evil, they don't forgive people, lot's of the time they execute you without even one single warning. People make mistakes we can't help it. Also it's quite hard too memorise every single rule, so the risk of breaking a rule is very high.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Your execution will proceed immediatly.
by Porridgey March 13, 2007
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