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Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.

Thrilling.

When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
Team Mystic would have the White House if they spent less time calling Valor dumb.
by Budhurt July 25, 2016
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Mysticalmage

An over-powered mage that usually hangs out in goldshire on World of Warcraft. He PvP's very often.
Mysticalmage beat the crap out of me earlier today in Warsong Gulch! (Battle ground inside World of Warcraft)
by Annonomoussss August 11, 2007
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mysty

A really fun chick unless she is drunk and you piss her of. Then she will shank your ass.
We where having a good time then she went all Mysty on my ass.
by FUCQQQQQQQQQ December 21, 2016
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Christian Mystic

Mystics, of any religion, are those who have an especially close relationship with God.
"Every nun is supposed to be a Christian Mystic."

If at first you don't agree,
Say it over and over,
and you will see.
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Mystic

Mystic is a very caring person she is sweet kind supper hot. You may fall for her but she is shy to talk to guys about relationships but if you ask her she will most likely say yes. she hangs out with almost everyone from every crowd like the popular girls, cheerleaders, nerds and everyone you can think of. she is a very outgoing person she likes to sleep A LOT. she will do anything to help anyone if she can.
she has Brown Hair Blue eyes
guy 1-Bro see her that's Mystic
Guy 2-Ohhhhh Damnnnnnnn look at that
by TheBestRandomPersonEver November 9, 2018
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Mystical Temple

pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.

long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.
It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner
by Jtekz July 4, 2004
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mystic mocha

A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.
"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"
by Baby Jew May 28, 2009
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