be my babys daddy 

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!

ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!

be my babys daddy by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

My babygirl Bella 

I love you very much and I promise we will get better. I will treat you better. I love you. I’m getting more gifts for you😘

My babygirl Bella is the love of my life

My babygirl Bella by “Loser” December 18, 2018

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

mybabydaddy

noun: spoken as one word, meaning "my baby's daddy." Heard frequently on "Judge Joe Brown," "Judge Mathis," and "The Jerry Springer Show." Used by illiterate people of all races and ethinicities, although most prevalent among blacks. A similar word set is "mybabymomma," meaning "my baby's momma," of course. Variations in pronunciation include "muhbebbidaddy" and "mabaybuhsdadduh."

Judge Joe Brown: So, Ms. Federline, who takes care of your children while you're out streetwalking?
britney: wail, they be either wit mah momma or over to they daddy's house, yer Honor.
JJB: Your mother and who?
britney: mybabydaddy. We broke up when he found out I was gonna give him another bastard child for him to not support.
JJB: Y'all are pitiful and I've heard enough!! Case Dismissed!

mybabydaddy by earpuller December 28, 2005

Mybabyfada 

The father of your child, used when a person cannot pronounce the words, "The father of my baby"

"I'm a gonna get mybabyfada for this!"
-or-
"Where's mybabyfada?"

Mybabyfada by If you don't know, I'm not telling! April 28, 2007

@mybabysitterisavamp

A page on Instagram that was once a spam page from 2019-2020 but then was slowly but surely converted into a mental health/drug usage awareness page, informing the average person to never become like the owner of the page regardless of the circumstances.

Person 1: I literally feel like shit right now bro, my life couldn’t be worse

Person 2: atleast you’re not a @mybabysitterisavamp

Person 1: oh true that

@mybabysitterisavamp by kornonakob November 22, 2021