To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
Get the Spew my ballsmug. When you’re having a great time with your friends and something’s about to happen that’s gonna be real nice.
R.J.: “Colt how you feeling about these jagerbombs?”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”
by TheDickmeister June 12, 2021
Get the Lickin’ my ballsmug. Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.
See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind
See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind
You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”
Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”
Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”
Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”
Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)
by Ken1plus2 May 25, 2018
Get the brush my ballsmug. A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles
by Mr mopper December 26, 2019
Get the Zercon my ballsmug. while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.
by itsnotmyrealname October 4, 2013
Get the wrecked my ballsmug. A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"
Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"
Corey: "Well shit my balls!"
Corey: "Well shit my balls!"
by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020
Get the Shit my Ballsmug. Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.
by B1G BaLLS December 5, 2017
Get the Finesse my ballsmug.