Munt

The mound of a womans cunt when viewed from behind when she is bending over.

Munts are often viewed best when the girls are at the beach in their bikini's

by Big Jesse March 10, 2009

munted

1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.

Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.

by Katherine23 April 12, 2006

munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

Munt

The fusion of the two words "man" and "cunt"

Dude: "Wahhhh! Females are so frustrating!!"
Female: "Quit being such a munt, sack up, and get over it!"

by Frank's skanks March 21, 2015

munt

A Bantu word for man used by South Africans and some Britons in place for "nigger".

They called Barbara Castle the "munt lover" after dining with those "savage and hideous" negroes.

by Amazing AO October 01, 2005

Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.

"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

munt

1) any specific disfigurment, deformity, derrangement or mental retardation caused by inbreeding or poor genetics.

2) a person suffering from disfigurement(s), deformity(-ies), derrangement(s) or mental retardation caused by inbreeding or poor genetics.

Johnny is such a munt that he can only get a date with his own dog.

by charmingdiamond January 04, 2011