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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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Murphilgurgin

When a teacher asks to take your air pods out
Teacher says, “MURPHILGURGIN”
You “ NAH
by ItsMeBoyy March 31, 2021
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The Murph Zone

The place a person enters when they space out mid conversation. Usually he result of severe untreated ADD.
"Yo I was talking to him earlier and he completely spaced out mid sentence."
"Oh he just entered the murph zone don't worry about it."
"Oh, he should probably get medicated for that huh?"
"yeah"
by americawet February 8, 2022
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Pulling a Mulhern

Drinking hot coco too quickly such that it shoots up your nose and burns your internal nostrils. This causes such pain that it causes a large whooping sound and induces tears.

It is not the same thing as doing it with Tea, Coffee, or another Hot Beverage. It must be Coco.
Dave made pat laugh and snort coco through his nose. Man he really was Pulling a Mulhern when he started screaming "my nose, my nose, ahhhhhh it burns and everything smells like chocolate...help meeeeeeeeeee"
by catchThis21 December 11, 2009
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Club Murph

A gay organization where many men jerk each other off and do each other up the butt. The ring leader is also Tim Murphy. They also compare the size of there small packages.
by Tim Murphy January 8, 2005
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murphanity

murphanity
Pronunication: m'rf-an-&t-E
n.
Actual state of mind or being. No longer in clinical use.
Law of nature.
Condition of mind with the tendency to press and display member to a fully populated double-decker bus from a second story window when 'given the opportunity', to frat, to punish tanqueray ten straight out the bottle, to __ l.babes, to suck at fifa06, to wear polos and pocket ts, to say boom, boom, boom, shevchenko, and to be constantly fabulous. In most judicial jurisdictions, a degree of consciousness sufficient to warrant commitment to a frat or kibbutz.

murphane
m'rf-ay'n
adj.

1. Of or relating to an action committed in the state of murphanity.
2. Consumed with seizing the tiggles
3. Of or consistent with the acquisition of a befittingly located prison wound during drunken tomfollery.
It's murphanity--half man, half amazing, half fabulous.
by Shmuelly von Shmooligan September 12, 2008
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Murphiculously

In a fashion, as best described by Murphy's Law, where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Being in a state, where everything that can go wrong, is in fact, going wrong.
The Seattle Seahawks are playing Murphiculously today, against the Carolina Panthers.

(Date: 1-17-2016)

"Hey Bro, how did the date go last night.?"

"It went Murphiculously well...."
"That bad, huh.?"
by 626Godfather April 28, 2016
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