muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

by Javier Jesus Pablo October 06, 2013

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Muff cabbage

its a jersey thing.

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.

by jumping beans October 16, 2010

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muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 09, 2014

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Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

by dickmasterflex October 14, 2010

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Muff Cabbage

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.

Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!

by CrackerHoe October 15, 2010

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