A facist organization that contributes to the brainwashing of american youth - forcing the following:
1. Fashion (bad fashion)
2. Sex
3. Eating disorders
4. Bad Music
5. Censorship
eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs.
1. Fashion (bad fashion)
2. Sex
3. Eating disorders
4. Bad Music
5. Censorship
eMpTyV is the devil in disguise. Boycott at all costs.
While in the public restroom, i heard 14 year old girls talking about the latest video on MTV and how it inspired them to throw up today's lunch.
by B DOG July 08, 2003
A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a douchebag has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004
The worst channel of all time today that's bringing kids in numerous generations to nothing but posers and wannabes. It's got only three shows that draw all the morons to the screen... Totally Rigged Live, Real World, and Road Rules. Real World, my ass... If you want the Real World, get the hell out of your house.
MTV is simply a dictation of what is "cool" and appeals to blondes and jocks.
MTV is simply a dictation of what is "cool" and appeals to blondes and jocks.
by Notta Poser August 07, 2003
A corporation soley dedicated to paying black dudes with no singing, rapping, or acting talent(nick cannon) to pretend that the live in the ghetto but are actually swimming in huge piles of thier own money, similar to wordnickelodeonword
Nick Cannon started rapping about how sad his life is, and proceeded to buy the entire cast free beers after the shooting of the 'music video'
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
An evil corporation trying to brainwash the youth that nothing except being popular matters, and that you have to look good to be of any value, or else you are worthless. They also try to make kids think that blink 182 is "punk", even though they play no actual punk music, most of it is just rap.
MTV sucks.
by j0ck0c1de86 March 25, 2003
Music Television.
Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 veejeays in the early 80s. The 80s and early 90s were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.
Channel that was launched on 8/1/1981 on cable. It used to show non-stop music videos and had 5 veejeays in the early 80s. The 80s and early 90s were pretty good for MTV, until it suddenly became more about teen issues than music. Now it's one of the dumbest channels out there.
by Anonymous July 07, 2003
MTV should be against the law, they call themselves music television and they don't even play music, they have shitty shows like Cribs and when I thought they couldn't get any lower they pulled out a show call My Super Sweet 16 out of their asses, the worst show on television to date.
If other places acted like MTV
-Hello is this the pizza parlor?
-Yes
-Can I have a pepperoni pizza?
-Whoa, whoa, we don't sell pizza, we sell racoon hats and eyepatches, if you're hungry call a book store.
-Hello is this the pizza parlor?
-Yes
-Can I have a pepperoni pizza?
-Whoa, whoa, we don't sell pizza, we sell racoon hats and eyepatches, if you're hungry call a book store.
by arrogant bastards r us May 28, 2005