mort komb

When a slur of retardation is vocalized for the words Mortal Kombat. It begins to control the rest of the sentence or paragraph and makes it uncomprehendable.

whoosh magoosh! ho ho wanna come ove and play some mort komb on the SEG.

by Dabeco October 12, 2004

mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun

premeditated obligation; pledge to provide basic mortgage knowledge.

an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology

"Wow! The foundation of mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun was created to teach newbies and professionals alike to enjoy the basics of home buying"

by asanchez74 July 6, 2007

mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021

mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

Mort in cada

To be dead in the tub = To be dead drunk, in Romanian.

Last night Andrei was dead in the tub.

Aseara butu Andrei era mort in cada.

by Costescu M⛤ria May 23, 2024

Wendybone (mort)

Juniors right hand guy, his assistant and trusted partner who likes feet.

King junior and willy (mort) are a duo even though mort is the brains on 99% of their activities and projects, whereas king junior is the face and just there to show off.

Aka “willybone” or wendy.

Little boy who’s junior Grimes’ professional associate

Wendybone is king juniors mort

King junior is NOTHING without mort

Wendybone (mort)

by Condom creators October 17, 2021