sweet fancy moses

Although it may have earlier origins, first heard by most of the world on the infamous episode of <i>Seinfeld</i>, when George witnesses Elaine's atrocious dancing for the first time, and exclaimed, aghast, "Sweet fancy Moses!"

Interjection/exclamation: "Sweet fancy Moses!"

by ChickenGrrl December 3, 2004

moses

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 September 19, 2005

moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

Des Moines

The capital of the state of Iowa; pronounced "duh moyn" NOT "dez moyn-ez."

"Let's go to Dez Moinez"

"Huh?"

"Oh sorry. I mean, Des Moines."

by Pseudonym121 August 6, 2009

dirty moses

Having sex with a girl that is on her period.

John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.

by archibole sans January 11, 2008

Furry Moses

A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.

"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"

by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008