Mouth to ass ratio

The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.

Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"

by Caribbean Jim August 16, 2013

Mouth whisper

When you quietly mouth significant words to someone. When you want someone to know something but dont want them to know you want them to know. Refrenced from an underground novel "the runaways"

One must exaggerated their wordage when moving their move while giving their true intention in a whisper

He mouth whispered "I think you're beautiful"she mouth wispered back "thank you"

by Blackchristianwaterfallpussy96 June 1, 2015

Mouth pumping

The act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a vagina.

Russell was mouth pumping Joanne like he'd just got out after a 10 year stretch.

by Rusty 69 July 31, 2017

mouth tea

A sexual term describing the result of tea bagging. The act of dipping ones balls in another's mouth for 2-4 minutes.

Last night when Tracey was sleeping Dustin dipped his balls in her mouth and made some mouth tea. It was fantastic!!

by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017

Mouth Shanked

The effect of biting into a tortilla chip and having the vertex/vertices pierce the lining of the soft tissue/gums in the mouth.

Willy bit into the tortilla chip and it mouth shanked him in the gum.

by BoomDaddy2173 December 30, 2018

Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...

by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019

mouth play

the act of deriving sexual pleasure from playing with someone's mouth, or someone playing with your mouth

"Are you into mouth play?"
"No, I don't want someone's fingers in my mouth!"

by rosurri June 14, 2016