Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.

Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.

by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019

mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.

that nigga sicario like mister hoeless

by armednigger January 5, 2022

Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...

"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"

by Essy-k April 25, 2008

mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.

Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"

by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022

Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves

Mister Lawrence is about to nut

by Mister Lawrence May 26, 2018

Mister Peckawood

Man with 103 inch dick.

I was walking down the street when i stepped on something; it was mister peckawood.

by TGL February 13, 2010