mission

A method of describing a journey or task or great difficulty, boredom, or length.

"We had to pick up, mission it all across town, and drop off in Lizzie's."

"I'm on a damn mission with the wind blowing." (ie: Rolling in the wind.)

by Ian February 20, 2004

Fantasy Mission Force

1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.

2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!

55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!

by Jackie-Chan August 6, 2009

missionary

Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.

They were in the missionary position

by Cheese November 15, 2003

mission street

it's a slang for drugs

Buyer: Hey, do you know where mission street is?

Seller: I got your mission street right here.

by JankyRolo April 15, 2005

suicide mission

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mish

Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?

by Andy2billion July 15, 2005

Mystery Mission

A team of "secret agents" who belong to mysterymissions.com and the facebook group. Agents have agent names and are told to go on "missions" via facebook, email, and text.

A Mystery Mission would appear like this:

"Mission: Stick post-it notes around your neighborhood that make people happy."

by Agent hELLfIrE December 6, 2009

mission impossible

Sexual intercourse between two morbidly obese people.

He called an escort service because the only women in his singles group who would talk to him were as fat as he was, and that would have been mission impossible.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006