Ming Ming

Ming Ming is often said in channel 16, which is also known as the 'International Distress Channel' just for fun.

Ming Ming, Ming Ming any one here, Ming ming ming ming...

by lolakuti March 27, 2016

ming

a person who is oblivious af, cant perceive anything happening around him. full immunity to ordinary cultural references to the point of not knowing what krptonite is

Me: i wonder does he know we took his phone
friend: nah.... hes ming.... he dunno shit

by feilou October 15, 2017

The Minge

A slang term for Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), Vietnam, commonly used by expatriate Australians.

"Fuck me! Its stinkin' hot in the minge today!"

by Packtion July 16, 2010

minge

Another word for pubic hair

"She gots one hairy minge"

by Gma June 9, 2005

ming

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.

"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

mingeing

Mingeing is the art of rubbing ones vagina on an unsuspecting third party.

Nuala "I was having a massage and the masseuse was mingeing my head shouolder and hand"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"

by Big RF March 7, 2016

Ming

Often a super cute Chinese girl who’s really a genius or a prodigy but to modest to admit it! She’s really shy at first but can be the most humorous and enjoyable person to spend time with when you get to know her. Don’t piss her off or she’ll go Chinese secret agent on you and shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass and demand you make her tea! She really loves jasmine teas and boba and will kill you with a boba straw to the throat if you get her the wrong boba!

I was going to get boba with Ming and accidentally ordered her Vietnamese boba with extra sugar. She proceeded to shove a huge butt plug up my ass after stabbing me with the boba straw. But she’s so cute and sweet I went and got her a jasmine tea with 30% sugar after that and she kissed me like a cutey!

by That dude with the mustache March 28, 2020