Magometer

Ein Magometer ist eine SI-Längeneinheit, die als die Länge eines Magomeds in Meter zum Quadrat definiert wird (= 1,7m^2 = 2,89 m = 1ɱm). Sie hat insbesondere bei der Messung der Körpergröße Bedeutung.

Ich bin circa Wurzel aus 1 Magometer plus 5 Centimeter groß.

Ich bin genau Wurzel aus 1 Magometer groß.

by Xaverrrrr March 23, 2024

millimeter defeater

A dick so small you probably need a magnifying glass.

That dudes gotta have a millimeter defeater, he aint got no game!

by Anakin Skywanker June 15, 2024

Kilometers

a content-safe way of saying "kill myself" - coming from the fact that the abbreviation for the unit of measurement, kilometers, kms, is the same as the abbreviation for "kill myself."

If Kay overcooks the chicken again I'm going to kilometers.

by HamNCheddar February 4, 2025

10 kilometers wide

your mom

do you know what is 10 kilometers wide?

no

your mom

by trollgamer2003 September 14, 2020

10 kilometers wide

your mom

trololololo get troled, your mom fat because 10 kilometers wide

by trollgamer2003 September 14, 2020

One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.

Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its said for i love you or you are my best friend.

hey bro. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

bro: thank you : very much :3

by spookupt January 2, 2025