mijacked

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

by Roboon May 25, 2007

Minea

something you don't want in your macaroni

"oh no, I've got a minea in my macaroni :( now I'm sad"

by knivklara December 12, 2016

Mija

Dear.

¿Como estas, mija?

How are you, dear?

by MelindaStar July 27, 2016

mineard

p. (my-nerd) Ownership of a nerd. A name given to someone who has a lot of knowledge in some or all subjects. Usually owned by stupid people to get them through life.

I'm so stupid, the only way I can be a productive member of society is with Mineard.

by KurtCobainLives September 7, 2006

Mikeadelphia

The title one recieves if the persons name is "Mike" and has a dick the size of Philidelphia.

Friend 1: Who's that Florida Ditch Pig?
Friend 2: Oh that's Mikeadelphia...

Friend 1: Wow good for him

by Mr.Theodore Baggwell December 14, 2010

Mija

Mija is a caring, amazing, and lovely person. She puts people before herself and cares for them as if they are family. She is gentle and shy, she is also talented in more ways then one. Mija is a very bright person and isn’t afraid to show it. Mija is a very cuddly person, and enjoys attention. Her jokes can be funny and sexual at the same time. She has a very soft heart, she will help out in any way she can if a person is in need. Mija is a great friend and is always there for her friends. She can be ruthless if you get on her bad side, but it takes a lot to push her over the edge. If you meet a Mija don’t let her go, you’ll regret it.

Girl1 “MIJA is so sweet”
Girl2 “ I know, she stayed after school to help me with my homework”
Girl1 “ she’s amazing”

by Ivichivgvih November 14, 2018

Mikeal

A dude that is tall and skinny and vary loyal and and vary hot and vary catering and vary protect and will not hesitate to destroy your face.

Dude did you see mikeal he just destroyed that dudes face but did you see him give her a big hug

Ya that mikeal already.

by B.i.z.z November 21, 2018