I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

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midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009

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Mildly offensive, highly entertaining

Sometimes distasteful, irritating, unpleasant, repugnant to the moral sense, lacking class/good taste/grace, uncouth, or disagreeable to some; but extremely amusing, interesting, humorous, or hilarious to most.

Person A is causing a ruckus and being outlandish in public.

Person B: "That guy sure is a mess, but it's really funny! What he's saying would surely be offensive if I actually cared."

Person C: "I'd say he's mildly offensive, highly entertaining."

by debauchery 22 October 11, 2010

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Milynda

She is a beautiful , short girl with an smile that will make your second, minute, hour and day. She has an ass that is so fat it makes you wanna slap your momma. She may be a little slow in the head but she is learning. These are some words that describe her : admirable alluring angelic appealing beauteous bewitching charming classy comely cute dazzling delicate delightful divine excellent exquisite fascinating fine gorgeous. Oh , last but not least I think I said it already but if I didn't BEAUTIFUL, AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!!

I love Milynda.

by Mike mike December 29, 2012

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