Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Middy Whisper

You drop your guts then bend over and breath it in then blow it on your loved ones (or anyone close by)!

Heh baby, you're a bit ugly for a fuck but I'll Middy Whisper you!

by Middy999 February 28, 2017

medgy

an abbrevation of the phrase 'mega edgy'.
it originated from a friday night funkin' mod developer server and was first used by an user named 'flash...'.

person 1: i will make you eat your heart
person 2: dang, dylan, that's medgy

by flash... June 20, 2022

Midget Macarena

when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.

ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!

by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022

nigg midge

A black dwarf.

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"

by xanxan October 13, 2011

midgbian

A midget who's also a lesbian.

Man, that midgbian sure is a sexy, short lil' thang!

by ophelia69 June 28, 2007