A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
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What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
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Get the microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mug.The actual time it takes to download or install data as opposed to the time estimation given in the progress-bar dialog that accompanies the process.
According to this dialog, it will only take two more minutes to install the program. (Five minutes later) The program has to update. Now it says it will take another ten minutes to finish installation. Those are not real minutes; those are Microsoft-minutes!
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