by Matttttty OSTATE December 02, 2007
Known as U of M, Michigan, a public Harvard, not to be confused with Michigan State University, the University of Michigan is perhaps the best public university in these United States that call themselves America.
Thee best university in the state of Michigan, hands down.
The University of Michigan practically owns Ann Arbor and prides itself on college football even though it has so much more to be revered for.
Thee best university in the state of Michigan, hands down.
The University of Michigan practically owns Ann Arbor and prides itself on college football even though it has so much more to be revered for.
Student: I go to Michigan.
Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Is that like state ?
Student: Good day !
Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Hey, wai...
Student: I said ‘Good DAY !’
Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Is that like state ?
Student: Good day !
Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Hey, wai...
Student: I said ‘Good DAY !’
by RinzlerGrove January 03, 2018
Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.
by funkfunk April 12, 2006
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one of the few states that completely blows....literally. its always down on its knees.. freebies all the time.
(see synonym: zach cawvey)
higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)
(see synonym: zach cawvey)
higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)
by alaska_sucks January 05, 2010
Guy 1: “Dang bro, Michigan is getting slapped up by Ohio State again?”
Guy 2:”Yeah, kinda expected now”
Guy 2:”Yeah, kinda expected now”
by THE W1TCH DOCTOR January 19, 2021
Michigan is the only state in the United States of America where the majority of men are fags that would much rather blow another guy or take it in the ass than they would bang a hot chick, though you really can't blame them as the majority of women from there are fat ass pigs that usually wear flannel shirts and don,t shave their nasty crotch which often confuse the many queer lumberjacks because it looks so like the undergrowth of a uncut forest. All in all a state that should belong in Canada.
Dude, I was driving along and I found myself in Michigan and every woman there looked like a dude and every dude wanted to blow me or have me fuck em in the ass !! Stay away from Michigan !!
by a proud indianian February 08, 2010