msn messenger

Msn messenger.... The best instant messangeing prog atm!

"tlk 2 u on msn k?"
"yeh ok"

by mrmt32 April 20, 2005

Windows Live Messenger

When you have nothing else to do, and suicide is not an option, you can use it to talk to people that you would otherwise ignore. A useful tool for internet perverts and loners.

Dave: I go on Windows Live Messenger every night.

Everyone else: Dave is such a loser!

by harv1989 October 28, 2006

msn messenger

My way of communication with alotof people who would not talk to me nromally or have moved too far away from me to see them!

Msn messenger is the best thing ever!

by pink_punk May 27, 2005

Messerschmitt bf109

A sweet ass WWII German Fighter plane.

That messerschmitt bf109 shot down so many fucking Brits.

The messerschmitt bf109 is a sweet looking plane

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005

Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

by pantsisafunnyword June 22, 2011

Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016

Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017