Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.

Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp

by M€oooooow September 27, 2020

Merp

What the...

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?

by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020

Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.

That Sam is such a merp.

by Word Truther August 15, 2019

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

Meep Merp

A typical brony noise

Person: Hey, what you u----

Person 2: MEEP MERP

Person: die

by mangolovinggamerbat June 15, 2022

Merp

A word used to express almost all emotions, much like awkwardness.

Person 1:hello, it me

Person 2:merp

Person 2:derp

Person 1:merp

by Coconut_Potato_BomBom October 6, 2016

Merp

Merp can be used as a yes ,no,or maybe,depending on the tone.It can be used to avoid answering too.

Person1:did you get my text?
Person2:(merp)

by Stb 345 November 22, 2018