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thirsty merc

a really pathetic excuse for music.

the singer needs to learn his moustache is NOT cool.

And dress like a non faggot.
thirsty merc are crap, nuff said, HANH!
by Riksta May 6, 2005
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Merc zone

Merc zone is a shitty online video game that you play in class because you get bored
who for some merc zone?
by Bri'ish india April 8, 2021
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e-merc

1. To own somebody over the internets in such a way to make them wish they had died irls, srsly
I'm so gonna e-merc j00r megahurtz. Bs up Cs down.
by Robert Picante August 19, 2006
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thirsty merc

Rather dissapoiting australian band who sound just like every other gay pop band, and are waisting valuable airtime on the radio for better bands like Jet and Spiderbait.
by Aussie Rocker April 24, 2005
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Merc Fleet

(CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE INFORMATION, MEANING THAT LATER ON THIS WILL BE OUTDATED!)

Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.

1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):

The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.

2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):

Nothing about her as of now.

Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.
Guy 1: Merc Fleet is such a good game!
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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Merc

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.
by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021
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Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.
I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024
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