im melting

When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting

Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was

by Carcar205 November 18, 2018

Erik Melin

A trampoline enthusiast who spread the word of there being only two types of people in Sweden.
Those two kinds of people are said to be Drunks and Computer Geeks.

That Erik Melin sure is a prophet.

by Zealot1234 July 6, 2009

Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:

Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)

by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

meging

In a state of anti-socialness while in a crowded or lively area.

Hey, stop meging your bumming everyone out

by tsulliksi December 15, 2011

malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."

Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.

by KW19 September 7, 2009