Melad

One fine - looking fella who has all the girls chasing him. Insanely athletic and with sweat that fuels plants to grow instantly. This unique creature also has several skillsets, used when required, and he is an ongoing process of gaining knowledge.

"OMG B LOOK AT THAT SEXY FUCKKER RUNNING LIKE A GOD"
"He's mine"
"He must be a Melad, what else could make all three of us drop our panties"

by dontusetherealnamebro July 27, 2018

melancholy

sad, gloomy... unhappy, getting angry for little things for being sad...

Fred was melancholy due to his family and freinds giving him a hard time.

by FES June 11, 2006

melady

hot babe

look at melady, shes such a hot babe!

by HOTBABEEEEEEEEEEEEE May 17, 2011

Melaki

Melaki is the type of person that can be extremely homosexual and irritating most of the time, but manages to keep those traits hidden. He can be nice to close friends, but the majority of the time people get disappointed when he shows up to a party.

Guy 1: Hey! Are you going to Sarah’s party?
Guy 2: Yea but i might dip as soon as Melaki shows up, i don’t want my dick to get snatched.

Guy 1: Good idea!

by Go July 30, 2019

Mela

Cute asian girl with long black hair. Is fun to be around and is also a nerd when it comes down to school. She makes the funniest jokes and can make people laugh like no tomorrow. Mela's are amazing and they are easy to talk to and easy to get along!!!

That Mela is SOOOO smart

When Mela walked past me, I smiled.

That Mela is soooo cute!

Mela's hair is so silky

by cutiecake.x3 June 16, 2011

Mefac

A huge, buttfuckload of shit. Like a guy just shat out Oprah and Cristi Ally at the same time. Usually smells bad enough to kill a small animal, it will plug the toilet and sometimes fill the septic tank. Plumbers will forever hate the person that made the Mefac, cursing them out as the walk out of the bathroom in a tattered has-mat suit.

" I plugged the toilet!"
"How bad?"
"Mefac bad, oh God 3 rats just died on the floor"
"I'll get the gas masks"

by steel sammy January 11, 2010

Malfacts

To take information and use malicious or even malevolent language to imply other meanings then refer to them as Facts. Sometimes referred to as Spin but Malfacts has a more sinister meaning. Often used by Shock Jock's or troll's just to illicit a response from their audience by pandering to ignorance, prejudice or directed against a considered, logical opinion.

"The Facts are; the UK has just witnessed one of its coldest winters on record, that combined with the recent email-gate proves that Global Warming is a conspiracy." > Malfacts.

by baloo888 January 31, 2010