cuntyeyes mccracken

A meddlesome miserable cunt muffin who has an eye for shitty brass things under water, a bit like an under water magpie

Look at that bastard with his brass bell from the sea, he's a right cuntyeyes Mccracken

by Iainl80 July 3, 2020

machicken

noun - originated in the Western Branch area of Virginia.
Used to address or speak of another person. A alternative word for Mother Fucker.

Did you see that machicken?

by Machicken November 13, 2011

bert mccracken

One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!

what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?

by Daisy April 1, 2005

bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

by Ryan August 18, 2003

bert mccracken

there are no words to describe him......well, you know, except: hot, amazing, beautiful, shaggable, talented, awesome, bad. Oh yeah, and MINE

what the hell do i type here

by Cori McCracken December 21, 2003

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken= sexy. somethin youd like to fuck.

Wow you look so Bert McCracken today! Lets fuck!

by Z FU October 15, 2003

bert mccracken

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003