Maxim

a retard with high testosterone and started balding

whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody

by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023

Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

Maxim

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.

That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Maxim

The proud sponsors of World War I.

The Maxim machine gun can fire 600 rounds per minute.

by MaximEnjoyer September 12, 2021

Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??

Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

maxime

n. A person with a huge ego and an inability to organise a simple party.

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Bernie is such a maxime! I bet he couldn't even organise a people's party.

by gnostic3 September 6, 2019

Maxim

A dog who runs every girl behind and loses his real friends for fake friends

Maxim huan

by Rani’s October 6, 2022