MaTriX

U will have to see for yourself.

"what is the matrix?"
"I will not tell you." - morpheus
"can i have a hot dog"
"No." - morpheus
"u suck"

by J.Lew July 3, 2003

the matrix

A movie trilogy in which the quality progressively sucks.

Dude...the first one rocked...but the other two, like, sucked.

by Bob the Builder November 15, 2003

Matrix

Only the best movie ever made!!!!!!!!!

That is so incredibly MATRIX!!!!! It freaking ROCKS!!!

by IamTheEnd September 12, 2003

The Matrix

Bloated, pretentious and ultimately vacuous vehicle for special effects and product placement.

I just saw the Matrix. Now I'm 2 and a half hours older.

by dirtyarse November 13, 2003

The Matrix

A program that's loaded into the subconcious mind. The brain and central nervous system are interfaced with the Matrix. Electrical signals from the Matrix travel to the brain and central nervous system from which the brain translates as touch, taste, smell, sight and sound. Because the central nervous system interfaces with the Matrix, affected persons will feel pain.

If a fatal wound or injury is incurred while inside the Matrix, death results.

by Gary Destruction November 11, 2003

matrix

dodging something without thinking

o shit that was matrix

by Ryan Moen November 13, 2003

matrix

When a man has an erection and discretely hides it by pulling a
"Matrix." This move consists of the classic Neo backwards arch while a hand of preference slides into one's pants and flips the erect penis upwards into its natural position. The penis is then trapped between one's stomach and the elastic band from underware.

The breezy at the strip club gave be a hard on. I slyly pulled a matrix before she even had a chance to notice.

by K_Z December 11, 2008