Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

mistering

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

by badgerboy May 28, 2006

mantering

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017

Masterking

Masterking is a random guy who jokes and screams in his microphone, aswell he has autism, so if he screams you get your ear to bleed, he is very talented in coding etc. He has a youtube channel about HvH and other cringe videos , has cheats like : fatality , loves to spend money on cheats LOL.

Masterking is just too generous

by Karolis2K May 4, 2022

Masterking

Masterking is a random guy who jokes and screams in his microphone, aswell he has autism, so if he screams you get your ear to bleed, he is very talented in coding etc. He has a youtube channel about HvH and other cringe videos , has cheats like : fatality , loves to spend money on cheats LOL.

Masterking is a generous person

by Karolis2K May 4, 2022

Mystering

When a person is being mysterious; another way of saying “why are you so mysterious”

Why are you mystering

by Jsifiwndnd September 11, 2022

Mastermine

Also known as masterwhineass, masterdouchetard, or aarondelo. An egotistical, self loving (because that's obviously the ONLY kind he gets...) reject who preys on those who give him the truth.
A skinny, pale, creature resembling a sloth. He's got a youtube channel....Don't bother with it, you will only die laughing...
Claims self to be sexy, yet obviously has major confidence issues...This is not a slam, this is a FACT.
Claims to be a hacker, but still has yet to prove it. Throws the term XerXeS around an awful lot...

Also a word used to describe a chatter who is whiney, in love with one's self, or a dramaqueen.
Best to avoid all together....

Dude, Mastermine is so easy to troll...

Oh my GAWD, you're not seriously going to pul a Mastermine on us, are you???

Failtroll=Mastermine

by IfOnlyYouKnewhahaha September 1, 2011