Marriage

A point when you credit cards are maxed and you don't have sex

Wow this marriage sucks!

by GACAE May 13, 2010

Marriage

The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?

"What demon did you sell your soul to this time?"

"Marriage."

by HellsingDMC October 31, 2014

Marriage

Love, honor, respect

Marriage is to love, honor, and respect.

by Brown eye's December 19, 2016

Marriage

A (legal) pact between two people (usually attracted to each other) to stay together forever in a working, two-way relationship.

A marriage falls apart if it is only one party that is willing to communicate and cooperate.

by Z1Y2X3 May 31, 2009

Marriage

Self inflicted cockblock

Marriage equals self inflicted cock block.

by Brownbooze October 1, 2016

Marriage

Marriage isn't a word. It's a sentence.

Marriage is part of the penal code. It's a sacrifice, which is why in the past it used to be done at an altar.

by Lidless November 8, 2009

Marriage

A legal union between two people that should not be committed until either person is, at least, in their 30's. Because, let's face it, nobody knows what the hell they want before then.

Sweetie, are you sure you don't want to wait a few more years for marriage? You are only 27 and that guy is a total asshole!

by Wynona'sbigbrownbeaver April 13, 2009