Marriage 

the formal union of two consenting adults typically in love, recognized by law, by which they become spouses.

Jane: "Wasn't Josh and Kate's wedding fun? I hope they have a beautiful marriage."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."

Marriage by CodeX July 12, 2015

marriage 

an excuse to make babies without being weird

person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?

marriage by Barbie and bob the builder March 5, 2019

marriage 

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father

"where have you been until midnight"

marriage by etlkj November 14, 2003

marriage 

when you take a next step in your life to be with your partner

marriage is good

marriage by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Marriage 

Lying and cheating. Love is a lie. Never believe in love.

Marriage is stupid.

Marriage by Uglygayman July 4, 2019

marriage 

1) The formal recognition of the fact that people want to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

2) (in some cultures) the formal recognition of the fact that people's parents want their children to be with each other, in a romantic manner.

3) (among many conservatives) Some unspecified thing that's between a man and a woman. (They keep insisting on this definition to the exclusion of others.)

4) (among many liberals) Some unspecified thing that's between two people, not necessarily a man and a woman.

5) An excuse for politics.

If marriage is between a man and a woman, can someone please tell me who the man is and who the woman is? I'd like to see it. For all we know, it may be some creature that looks like a giraffe.

marriage by Ricky the Nudnik March 13, 2012

marriage 

Social event whereby the male (having proposed an engagement to the female) places a ceremonial ring on the female's finger, showing his "claim" to her. He does this usually in the (misinformed) interest of having sex on a more regular basis.

Well, when we're married we'll do it more often...right?"

marriage by MaxL August 30, 2003