Married Man Syndrome

The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.

Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"

by Hunterz January 19, 2007

married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.

Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.

by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007

marked cards

It is a cheating deck of poker cards, with invisible inks on it's back or cut-out on it's corner, often need special cameras or lens to detect them. The purpose is to know exactly what cards are being dealt to gain more winning probability.

Tom was caught in casino for cheating with marked cards.

by eyemarkedcards November 5, 2014

Marrek

Marrek is the most amazing guy ever. He is very caring and thoughtful toward others, especially people he loves. He makes a great boyfriend and makes people laugh at the stupidest things. He loves to smile and make people happy. If your not Marrek, you suck at life. Everyone needs a friend like Marrek.

Marrek is awesome.

by Jason Wainright January 23, 2018

maid married man

A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".

Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.

Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.

by Wabe1 March 15, 2019

mariedel

A happy, beautiful , intelligent, sexy person. She is very talented in music and sings and dances well. She is very caring and gifted and you would see her working as a doctor. Her children are all beautiful, sexy, athletic, intelligent, popular and empathetic

Is that Mariedel driving the Tesla?

by Parkenfarker November 19, 2017

Go Get Married

When same sex marriage became legal in the state of Iowa, this term became widely used to offend people.

Instead of using the normal version of "You're gay" and "Eat a dick faggot" this term adds sophistication to the insult.

This insult is generally only used in states where same sex marriage is legal.

"Hey man what are you doing?"
"I'm just fixing my hair real quick"
"Wow dude go get married"

by Concerned Iowan April 3, 2009