Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her

i markus my cousin

by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024

Markus

Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.

Person1: i have a crush on someone.
Person2: oooO, is it Markus?
Person1: no ew wtf

by Lmfaonoluckheremarkus May 3, 2023

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 4, 2022

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

Markus Thaule

The future of F1 Esports

Person 1 : Wow that guy is fast

Person 2 : He’s a Markus Thaule

by Bwoah_F1 November 23, 2021