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Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

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a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot

markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night

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Markus Thaule

The future of F1 Esports

Person 1 : Wow that guy is fast

Person 2 : He’s a Markus Thaule

by Bwoah_F1 November 23, 2021

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The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself

I LIKE BIG MARKUS BALLS IN MY ASS

by Markus da labomanol May 20, 2022

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Yeah, Markus

Something you say to someone when someone does something even remotely incorrect

Person 1: Places a lego brick SLIGHTLY incorrect
Person 2: Yeah, Markus

by Cherrywastaken August 25, 2022

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The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.

Markus Parily

by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019

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