Markos is the Greek/ turkish version of the shittest person alive. He is full of lies is overly cocky and fails at everything he does. Make sure to never know a Markos. Markos would be the sort of person to push himself and blame someone for it
Your such a Markos
by BarrytheLarry May 08, 2023
a nice and wonderful boy who Is always there for his friends and is a very loving man and will destroy anyone who dares to challenge him with his eyes closed plus he is really funny
by -Chickenshit 101 🥵 December 10, 2020
a definition of someone perfect. he is so gorgeous and nice, he likes to help everyone. his smile makes everyone’s mood up. he has such a big heart and he wouldn’t let anyone he cares about sad. he’s a person, you should be grateful to have, because he’s special. he is the most amazing boy i’ve ever met.
person 1 : i started talking to such a nice guy, he’s a sweetheart
person 2 : i’m happy so for you, but he’s definitely not as nice as Marko
person 2 : i’m happy so for you, but he’s definitely not as nice as Marko
by smallcherrypie November 21, 2021
Marko is often guy with giant cock and if u bully Marko in school Marko will pull out his massive dick and hit you on the forehead
Marko is retard
by H1Tl€r November 22, 2021
by Athena version Angel&Demon September 24, 2022
Markos is an LGBT rights activist that gives full support to Israel and donates millions of dollars daily to them.
by Exodesus May 01, 2024
He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.
by EpicVeleitys August 07, 2021