Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010

Maynard Family

A family from Yonkers New York. A big ass family who is well known

"Yo, don't mess wit, them, they maynards."

by ill' skillz December 15, 2004

Sexy Maynard

A girl who suck penis that smells like cabbage (the penis, not the girl)

Sexy Maynard: Oh james
James: Oh maynard
James: Suck it baby
Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?
James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking

by jimsywimsy October 10, 2005

Mandards

Men's standards for women they would date

that chick is way below my mandards but she may fit in yours Bro

by GenericBob & Oicu81 November 18, 2011

maynard

Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.

"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"

by Adam De Ville October 16, 2007

maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.

Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.

by herb311 October 16, 2004

Maynard

A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.

"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"

by Jaisomething May 13, 2016