malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

Draco Malfoy-ing

When somebody uses their parent-figure as a reason to look important.

Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.

This professor once gave a university student a C on a philosophy paper. She looked at him and said: “Do you know who my father is?”
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!

by duckburg June 26, 2018

malcourteous

disrespectful; unkind; not courteous.

1. "As motorcycle riders, we have to pay attention out there. There are many disattentive and malcourteous drivers who make the street a dangerous place to be."

2. Mr. Style isn't nice to Dorothy, he's being malcourteous.

by YAHBO February 11, 2013

Malcolm Craig

Actor and musician who has been seen in The CW's Frequency and A&E's Bates Motel. He performed as a percussionist with a band called Calpurnia.

How would you describe Malcolm Craig?
Curly hair, really tall, funny, really good drummer. @drumboym

by fangirlr December 25, 2018

Capital Malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.

"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

Lucius Malfoy

The sexiest man in the Harry Potter universe

Lucius Malfoy is so fricking sexy

by MaraudersMamas November 3, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter's supposed "arch-nemesis" in the series by J.K. Rowling. Blond, arrogant, rich and devoted to making all Gryffindors' (particularly Harry and co.) lives hell as often as possible. Usually accompanied by his brute lackeys Crabbe and Goyle. His father Lucius Malfoy is a certified P.I.M.P. with that snake-head cane.

Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.

Draco Malfoy loves to make Harry's situation hard...in all senses of the word.

Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.

by paper and pantry October 6, 2005