maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024

Maternal cojones

1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,

2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances

That took some real maternal cojones!

by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024

Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapien who is addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yessa
Person 1: Maternal Fetal Medicine (Standard Fetal Medicine): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Maternal Drift

The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.

“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”

Maternal Drift

by PosthumouslyObscure June 2, 2025

Underground Maleroad

Any college dorm basement that is recognized as an all male floor. Originated in Drake University's Herriott Hall.

"I got lost in the underground maleroad last night and had to sleep in a bathroom."

by doors_ September 8, 2013